100 Things China Can Not Do
1) I should not let Russia into my house, aru.
2) He would make things worse, aru.
3) No.1 also applies for Korea, aru.
4) He would make things much worser than Russia, aru.
5) I should not follow Russia and jump off a plane without a parachute, aru.
6) Highly likely that I will die if I did so, aru.
7) But Russia would be fine I suppose... aru.
8) He's always fine, aru.
9) I should not gamble with Macau, aru.
10) Macau would win, aru.
11) And I would go broke, aru.
12) I should not do everything Russia tells me to do, aru.
13) Or wants me to do, aru.
14) I should avoid him, aru.
15) But upsetting Russia is a bad idea, aru.
16) So I think maybe I should listen to him, aru.
17) I should not even try to build a China town in Korea, aru.
18) I would be a nightmare, aru.
19) I should keep away from England's foods, aru.
20) And I have no idea how Hong Kong survived on those for so long, aru.
21) Asking Hong Kong about what happened between him and England is forbidden, aru.
22) Also mentioning to Hong Kong about his eyebrows is also strictly forbidden, aru.
23) He wouldn't be very happy, aru.
24) He would light firecrackers on me, aru.
25) And that wouldn't be a very pleasant experience, aru.
26) I should not practice Kung fu in meetings, aru.
27)Or bring my wok, aru.
28) It would be a bad idea, aru.
29) I should not tell Belarus about my relationship with her brother, aru.
30) She would not be impressed, aru.
31) She would try to kill me, aru.
32) And I might really die, aru.
33) I should not let suspicious people in, aru.
34) But pandas are ok, aru.
35) Even suspicious pandas, aru.
36) Even if it's suspicious people in suspicious panda suits, aru.
37) I should try not to mention my history during the 20th century, aru.
38) It brings back bad memories, aru.
39) The Sichuan earthquake also goes along with no.36, aru
40) I should also not mention what happened between Russia and I last night, aru.
41) Especially to Belarus and Korea, aru.
42) But then that event never really happened so...
43) Let's just not talk about last night, aru.
44) I should avoid France, aru.
45) Same goes for Hungary, aru.
46) France thinks I'm a girl, aru.
47) Therefore, I should avoid putting on a dress, aru
48) France will do bad things to me when I put on a dress, aru.
49) And even worser, Russia might join in, aru.
50) Please ignore no. 45, 46, 47 and 48, aru.
51) My map is not a chicken, aru!
52) And Hong Kong and Macau are part of me, aru.
53) But in some way their not.... aru.....
54) Wait..... I'm confused , aru.
55) Saying 'No' to Korea when he asks if I love him or not is not allowed, aru.
56) If I say no, Korea would get sad/angry, aru.
57) It won't end good, aru.
58) Well, not good for me. But maybe it's different to Korea, aru.
59) But saying 'Yes' would also result to serious consequences, aru!
60) So saying 'Yes' is also not allowed, aru...
61) Then what am I supposed to say, aru?
62) Cosplaying with Japan is not a good idea, aru.
63) Why? Refer to no.47, aru...
64) I should not tell England how stupid his unicorns are, aru.
65) His unicorns are stupid. It's a fact, aru.
66) He'll get mad at me and take Hong Kong again, aru
67) But we all know my awesome Chinese unicorns are better than his, aru!
68) Right? Aru?
69) Dressing up Hong Kong as a sexy waiter is not a good idea, aru.
70) But he does look good in it, aru...
71) Japan agrees, aru
72) Korea strongly agrees, aru.
73) It must be England's blood... the same goes for his eyebrows, aru.
74) Wait, I did not just say that, aru!
75) Aiyah..... I'm going to be a dead when Hong Kong reads this, aru.
76) I should not read manga that Japan gave me, aru.
77) Who know what traps would be waiting for me, aru...
78) But a sneak peek won't hurt... right, aru?
79) I think I should stop haggling, aru...
80) Getting drunk with Russia is not allowed, aru.
81) Whenever he offers me some vodka, I should say no, aru.
82)... ... ... b-but vodka tastes good, aru......
83) But it's still a no, aru!
84) Because Russia might do something funny when I'm drunk, aru...
85) Well, he always does funny things but... he could do something worser, aru!
86) I really do wish that my siblings would listen to me, aru...
87) I am the eldest and yet they never listen to me, aru...
88) But we are still a happy family, aru!
89) Um... yea... we're a happy family, aru... (Apparently, I think Taiwan hates me, while Korea loves me too much, and Hong Kong has those bushy eyebrows and Japan.... he won't stop reading his.... well I don't know what he's reading but he won't stop, aru)
90) I am straight, aru!! (I am. I really am, aru!)
91) I may look like a girl but I'm a guy, aru!
92) I'm actually more masculine than you think, aru!
93) My forbidden city remains forbidden, aru
94) Even to Russia, aru.
95) And Korea, aru.
96) You do not know how much I had to fight to keep it forbidden.
97) And don't test on how long the Great Wall is, aru.
98) It's long enough, aru.
99) Enough said.
100)Aru.
Subject: ~One-Hundred Things China can NOT do~ 
Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:41 pm
