100 Things Mexico cannot do!!

1. I can't call Texas a gayass cowboy.

2. Even if he is one.

3. And it's funny as hell.

4. Fuck you, I'm going to do it!!

5. I can't diss Spain's tomatos.

6. Even if chile peppers are 1000x better.

7. And they're spicier too :'D

8. He'll just argue tomatos are better.

9. Then Romano will get involved...

10. I don't like him either!

11. Damn idiotas.

12. If you don't know what I called them, you're fucking retarded.

13. Why do people keep asking me what shit means!?

14. THINK COGNATES.

15. I can't eat chile during meetings.

16. Same goes for tacos.

17. They'll get mad.

18. By they, I mean everyone.

19. They don't respect the Mexican food.

20. I can't break into America's house apparently.

21. Even if it's ncie there.

22. And I can forget about my corrupt government there.

23. America will get pissed off.

24. Again.

25. But offering him Mexican treats helps him not be so mad at me.

26. As well as inviting him to fiestas.

27. He likes those.

28. And pinatas.

29. I can't let Texas get drunk.

30. He does wierd things to me.

31. Like licking me.

32. Seriously, what the fuck.

33. He's not a cat.

34. Nor a dog.

35. And I fuckign hate that bastard!

36. Even if he's good in be-

37. WAIT, WHAT?

38. Ignore numbers 36-37.

39. Don't make Russia angry.

40. That's what others tell me anyway...

41. I don't get what's so scary.

42. He didn't do nothin' wrong when he was staying at my place.

43. Hell, America almost shit himself knowing Russia was so close to him.

44. Grow some balls!

45. Don't say Sealand is a nation.

46. 'Cuz he's kinda not...

47. But he has a cool looking flag.

48. Seychelles's is cooler though.

49. And colorful.

50. Don't steal Spain's shirt.

51. Even if his chest is majorly sexy,

52. And he's muscular...

53. WAIT WHAT?!

54. IGNORE 51-53

55. Especially if you're Texas.

56. Apparently he'll get jealous.

57. Don't piss off England.

58. In any way shape or form.

59. He'll fucking curse you.

60. I've seen it be done to people.

61. I'd rather not be cursed, gracias.

62. Don't piss of Switzerland either.

63. He's a fucking physcopath.

64. And he'll shoot you.

65. Don't touch Liechtenstien.

66. You'll get shot by Switzerland.

67. Immediately.

68. Don't stay around France too long.

69.< That will happen to you.

70. And it WILL be rape, amigo.

71. I'd rather be on top.

72. Gracias.

73. China is NOT a girl.

74. Nor is he gay.

75. He'll rage on you if you say he's either of those things.

76. Unless England curses him as a girl again...

77. I heard about that...

78. Poor China got raped.

79. By France.

80. Refer to numbers 68-69.

81. I can't not play soccer with Italy.

82. She likes soccer.

83. And Germany gets a break.

84. I don't know why he needs one.

85. She's really fun~

86. Unlike her brothers, France and Romano.

87. France can be fun...

88. When he's not raping people.

89. I can't go on and on about others.

90. Too bad I already did making this list.

91. Arizona and Texas are ungrateful bastards!

92. All I ever did was good to them!

93. They betrayed me!

94. I don't care if that's what I did to Spain.

95. Spain deserved it after killing my mother.

96. I never killed any of THEIR mothers!

97. I can't steal Texas's hat and run down the hall screaming "VIVA MEXICO!"

98. Even if it's the funniest thing to do.

99. And I love to piss him off.

100. I'ma do it anyway. Fuck you all.