1) I can not flirt with Spain to get him to do my bidding.
2) Even if it works, damnit.
3) I can not call Germany a potato bastered around Feliciano.
4) It makes him cry.
5) Fuck if I know why, damnit.
6) I can not cuss about everything.
7) Especilly the 'Lords' name.
Apperantly, I'll go to hell if I do.
9) Not that it matters damn it.
10) Do not 'tempt France' by wearing skirts.
11) Shorts are also to be avoided.
12) Or anything revealing.
13) 10-12 apply to Spain to.
14) Fucking pervert.
15) I can not insult Spain.
16) It makes him cry.
17) Fucking wuss.
18) I can not gloat about my car.
19) It make everyone get jealous.
20) Apperantly, I can't let Spain in my house, either.
21) Or else pictures of me bathing spread around the internet.
22) Actually, avoiding Spain in general is a good idea.
23) Even if he offers me tomatoes and ice cream to get in his 'happy van'.
24) According to everyone else, it isn't actually happy.
25) France calls it the rapist moble.
26) Whatever the fuck that means.
27) Avoid insulting America.
28) I did not know he had most of the worlds fire arms.
29) At least, until yesterday.
30) Feliciano will not be happy when he gets home.
31) At all.
32) Do not rub England's eyebrows.
33) He'll make weird noises.34) And then, apperantly, France will HAVE to kidnap him.
35) For whatever reason.
36) Do not mention how bad of a fighter Germany is.
37) He'll show you 'examples' as to why he's not.
38) And then I'll have to sleep in the hospital.
39) For a month.
40) Do not pull your curl in public.
41) It's considered masturbation.
42) And then Japan will take pictures.
43) And draw me.
44) And then send said drawings to Spain.
45) Who will then become touchy feely.
46) And try to show you new 'games'.
47) That aren't fun at all, damnit.
48) Saying your tougher then Russia is a death sentence.
49) And then England will have to use his wonderful 'magic' skills to bring me back.
50) Even if he sucks.
51) Horribly so.
52) In more ways then one.53) Do not rub others failures in there face.
54) Especilly Canada's.
55) He'll run into the bathroom crying.
56) And Prussia will follow him.
57) And much illegal acts will ensue.
58) And it'll be funny.
59) At least, to me.
60) Not everyone else.
61) And damn it, don't be 'overly cute' around Hungary.
62) She'll kidnap you.
63) And Austria will have to save me.
64) Even if he doesn't want to.
65) Also--throw the large part of the granade at Germany.
66) Apperantly, that's the part that blows up.
67) Which makes no damned sense.
68) Hehe, also, don't even use weapons.
69) Especilly Japan's Katana.
70) Germany doesn't like blood stains, apperantly, at all.
71) Also, don't half ass shit.
72) Especilly 'important' documents.
73) They are very important.
74) Even though they are boooooring.
75) Don't tug Feliciano's curl.
76) Once again, public masturbation.
77) Or in this case, just plain sex.78) Also, telling England and America they were supposed to be girls only annoys the shit out of them.
79) And ends with America flashing himself to prove his manly-ness.
80) Even if he's so totally gay.
81) Ignore 79 and 80.
82) They scar your brain.
83) Damn it is NOT the answer to every question, comment, and thing.
84) Even if it's fun to say.
85) And damn it, I don't even care who hears me.
86) Except Spain.
87) Because then he'll want to clean my mouth out.
88) With his tongue.
89) And several other body parts that I shouldn't put my mouth on.
90) Despite his begging.91) Don't say how Grandpa Rome could kick everyone's ass.
92) Since I never met him.
93) Not that it matters.
94) He'd still kick there ass for me.
95) His adorable little grandson.
96) Also, I am NOT better then everyone else, apperatly.
97) Yes I am.
98) I really, really am.
99) And one last thing:
100) Don't be an ass.
The bold means i laughed harder than usual
Subject: 100 things Romano cannot do 
Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:48 pm
