100 Things PHX Can't do.

1. I cant call Texas a gay Cowboy

2. He'll get mad.

3. and lasso me to the bed

4. And probably rhape me.

5. Then mexico would get mad

6. And we dont want to go into that

7. I cant steal mexicos Chile

8. He'll get angry

9. Then he will rage

10. And most likely own half the world until he finds chile

11. Mexicos crazy.

12. Do not take McDonalds out of PHX

13. No matter how much I hate them

14. America will nuke Arizona

15. No matter how much i want that to happen

16. It would hurt me to

17. I hate America

18. No clinging to Antarctica

19. No matter how cold he is

20. And awesome

21. WHO SERIOUSLY GETS THAT COLD?

22. He's so lucky!

23. I can't smoke around Taiwan

24. She will get very very angry

25. And clean the kitchen

26. and yell at me

27. At the same time

28. Dont let Martha near Aussia

29. It will end bad

30. Like a little mouse funeral

31. Please ignore 30

32. Bad times.

33. Don't give Ant hawks

34. He will kill them

35. Then Taiwan will yell

36. Because we killed an animal in her kitchen

37. Don't get drunk around Texas

38. I will have weird dreams

39. Very.. Weird dreams...

40. You don't wanna know.

41. I shouldn't let flagstaff get to me

42. He's just a jerk

43. Fucking Arizonas pet

44. Its ridiculous

45. Don't close taco bell

46. Even though its useless

47. And no one likes it

48. Its like shit inside of a taco shell

49. Mexico would like that.

50. Ignore 49 if your Mexico

51. Also don't taunt Mexico with Chile

52. He doesn't like it

53. He will tackle y ou

54. And hurt you in more ways than one

55. Then take the chile

56. It wouldn't be pretty

57. Dont poke penguins on the eye

58. No matter how soft it is

59. It will bite you

60. And that wouldn't feel good

61. Then you would bleed

62. And England would try to use magic to make you feel better

63. So you would turn into a Rabbit

64. Or a pirate

65. Or a farie

66. Or some other fucked up England fantasy

67. Which is probably france rhape.

68. Eww.

69.< Or that number from france <

70. Don't trust France

71. Especially when it comes to Lollipops

72. It doesn't end well

73. For anyone

74. Gross

75. Don't touch Chinas wok.

76. No matter how cool it is.

77. She will hit you with it

78. And that hurts

79. Really.. Really.. Bad...

80. Don't touch Russias Scarf

81. He won't like it

82. Even if America said it's funny.

83. Don't become "one" with Mother Russia

84. That wasn't a good night...

85. Don't take America's advice.

86. It ends up in rhape from Russia

87. Or a trampling by Polands pony

88. Or Taco bell..

89. Or Taco bell..

90. I repeated that on purpose...

91. It's really bad...

92. Don't go to Antarctica's house

93. You will either melt it

94. Or freeze

95. Then Arizona will come

96. And try to melt you

97. Which could take forever

98. This house is weird

99. It's true.

100. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!