*Attempted* 100 Things Australia shouldn't do

I'm attempting at it, so shut up.

1. I should Not hit on taiwan.
2. No matter how cute she is.
3. I'll get just hit by China.
4. which hurts...
5. Alot
6. I wonder if he washes that wok before using it.
7. Okay no more eating China's food.
8. Do not mix China up with Japan.
9. china yells at me for it.
10. Which isn't fun at all.
11. They all look the same to me.
12. I will not put a snake down england's pants
13. No matter how funny it is.
14. I'll get yelled at by him again
15. Maybe i'll do it anyways
16. its really funny
17. I will not say "sex" infront of France
18. Because he will think I want intercourse
19. And trust me, I'm not gay.
20. Will not address pies only for meat pies, especially to America and Canada, and also to England would also be a good idea.
21. Will not confuse America and England with our vast varieties of "meat" pies
22. I will not let Sinophobia get into my already rotting relation ship with china, ever since that 19th gold rush
23. I shouldn't blame people for accidentally bringing the cane toad in my backyard
24. Even though it's killing my cute little pets.
25. It's my fault though..
26. Pfft I'll blame them anyways.
27. I will not attempt to plant Rice on my land again.
28. It's way to dry..
29. The Asian countries can do it for me..
30. I will not complain that I don't have enough money.
31. Expressly for the fact the government pays me to sit on my butt all day.
32. Eating those yummy meat pies.
33. I shouldn't brag about how many more snakes I have then Pheonix
34. He'll just get jealous.
35. Then most likely want to fight.
36. I really don't want to fight.
37. It isn't fun.
38. I won't hit on Ukraine
39. Russia will just beat me up.
40. With that faucet pipe he owns.
41. I kind of like my life.
42. I will not complain to China that Sydney is overcrowded.
43. he'll just rant on about how China is crowded.
44. It tends to be a boring rant.
45. just like England's rants.
46. They are also very boring.
47. I won't tell America that football is actually Rugby
48. Same with telling England that football is actually soccer.
49. I'll end up hurt again.
50. By two people.
51. Which is worse than one.
52. Actually America is a pussy
53. So i can just bug him about it.
54. England though will curse me.
55. I don't want to be cursed.
56. I won't pick on Italy.
57. She might bring in a whole mafia.
58. And that won't be fun at all.
59. I won't complain to Russia that my winters are cold.
60. He'll just kolkolkol and talk about how his winters are colder.
61. I'd have to run behind England for help again.
62. I won't mention to Russia that the sun causes cancer.
63. It'll make him cry.
64. I don't want to see him cry.
65. And then i'll get in trouble again.
66. I won't tease the other nations.
67. Even though its funny.
68. They will just cry....again.
69. << England still hasn't told me what that means.
70. I might ask France what it means.
71. He'll tell me for sure.
72. Except everyone says that's a bad idea cause i might end up raped.
73. And that won't be fun.
74. England will get mad because I "stole" his boyfriend.
75. I'll lose both my virginity and my head.
76. I'll just ask America what it means
77. He'll tell me for sure.
78. I will stop calling my guy friends "mate."
79. It'll disturb America's, England's and canada's minds.
80. Stupid idiots should learn what Mate means in my land.
81. Whatever, they'll get use to it.
82. I won't bring up the bombing of Darwin to Japan.
83. Same goes for the "failed" attempt of invasion of Sydney.
84. It'll just make him depressed.
85. Which I don't want to see, since I want to be his friend still.
86. Wonder what makes me want to be his friend.
87. Pfft whatever he's still better than China.
88. I won't call chinese "Ching chongs" or "Chinkies"
89. Even though its really funny.
90. I should start accepting the fact I'm racist.
91. I still don't believe that though.
92. I won't forget my animals in england's house again.
93. He might give them to China.
94. Then china will eat them like he eats dogs!
95. My poor koala's and all my other cute animals.
96. They are to cute to die.
97. I'll just store them in the backyard.
98. It's very safe there.
99. I won't follow America's step into obesity.
100. I Will not push all my "dirty works" to the Asians and India.