Things, Aussie shouldn't do <3

1. Lizards and rodents do not go into beds. Rabbits aren't rodents.
2. If something escapes from my bug collection I'm to bring it up rather than try and finding it on my own first.
3. I'm not to lure insects and animals with my food.
4. I'm not to bring animals or insects or spiders or into England's house.
5. Frightening the maids is not funny. And too easy.
6. The servants are not to be played with or tricked.
7. I'm not to talk to strangers.
8. Especially France.
9. Or Ireland or Scotland or Wales.
10. I'm not to talk to strangers. …But I'm to speak when spoken to…
11. Speak only when spoken to.
12. Mimicking people and the way they speak isn't funny.
-- I'm not to run in the house.
-- If another Nation approaches me go and find England.
-- But don't wander off...
-- I will study my lessons and say my prayers.
-- I will not draw or scribble in any books that aren't for that purpose.
-- I'm not supposed to play games without telling England we're playing a game. Especially hide and seek.
-- Don't bother England when he's busy.
-- Don't go into England's room or study.
-- Don't ask about America. England will tell me what I need to know.
-- I'm not to roughhouse with the other colonies.
-- In fact, be real nice to the other colonies because if they start crying I'm in for it.
-- Clean up after myself.
-- I'm to only speak English.
-- Plants stay in the garden.
-- Dirt stays outside.
-- No animals in the house.
-- No pets.
-- No playing with stray animals.
-- Don't slouch.
-- Don't pick at my nose, teeth or ears.
-- Don't pick at other peoples nose, teeth, or ears.
-- Don't laugh or talk loudly during a performance or church.
-- Don't rub my nose on my hand or sleeve.
-- Stop rubbing and picking at the skin on my nose. Even if it itches.
-- Wash my hands.
-- Bathe when I'm told.
-- Bathing is not just dunking myself in water, it requires soap and scrubbing.
-- Don't make a mess in the bath. I'll have to clean it up and take another one.
-- Wash my teeth.
-- Don't belch.
-- Don't use thieves cant around England.
-- Pockets are not for stuffing with mice, sweets, stones, or other things. Then what are they for?
-- Don't get mud on my clothes.
-- Don't take off my clothes to keep them from getting muddy.
-- Don't splash in puddles.
-- Sit and stand still.
-- No one cares about my collections. Especially ladies.
-- Do not play pranks.
-- If I want something ask England for it, don't just take it.
-- Don't take things that don't belong to me. Even if other people do it all the time...
-- Don't climb trees. I'll break my neck. even though I've been doing it for years
-- Be respectful to gents and ladies or England will box my ears.
-- Don't fidget during prayer.
-- Don't make faces. It'll stick that way?
-- Don't steal. It wasn't stealing. I didn't know I had to give it back!
-- Don't scratch, fidget, spit, frown or whistle around company.
-- I'm to pay attention when I'm being spoken to.
-- I will come when I'm called.
-- I will not smoke, chew or snuff tobacco, or drink.
-- I will sleep in a bed.
-- I will sleep in my bed.
-- I will not shout back at the thunder or other loud noises.
-- I will not take gifts from strangers or Nations.
-- I will not swear.
-- I will not throw things. Or throw a tatrum tartum tantrum.
-- I will accept my punishment...
-- I will not hide lizards or bugs in peoples clothing, shoes, bedding or rooms. Especially England's.
-- I will not touch England's weapons.
-- I will not hunt the neighbor's pets.
-- I will not make my own weapons.
-- I will eat what's put before me, even if England cooked it.
-- I will eat food at the table, when it is served, with utensils.
-- I will only speak English. Even if Ireland tries to teach me Gaelic.
-- I do not get to go swimming in the creek or the fountain.
-- If I'm going to get sick in the house let a maid know, don't try and bury or cover it up.
-- The plants, fountain and garden are not the loo.
-- I will wear shoes at all times.
-- Except to bed.
-- I don't get to play with England's clothes or toys.
-- The walls are not for drawing.
-- Furniture and walls are not for climbing.
-- I'll stay where I'm put.
-- The roof is not for climbing, and I will use doors and not windows.
-- I will not sing lewd songs or rhymes.
-- I will not ask England why they are lewd.
-- I will put things back where they belong.
-- I will not make forts or dig holes.
-- Making girls scream in fright is not polite.
-- I will not break things.
-- If I break something I will admit to it.
-- I will not use household objects as musical instruments, and I will not play with the piano without a teacher.
-- I will not let the birds loose from their cages.
-- I'm not allowed to light candles or lamps.
-- I'm not to bury my things, or other peoples things.
-- I will tell the truth.
-- I will not get into fights, even if I think I can take 'em.
-- I will read this list every day.