34 things i cant do LOL. IM LAZY, ADD STUFF FOR ME

100 Things Sam cannot do

1. I cannot throw my brother out a window.
2. No matter how much he annoys me.
3. My dad wouldn’t be happy.
4. Hetalia is a religion.
5. Because its my religion.
6. I am that obsessed.
7. Don’t judge me, ill punch your face in
8. Russia is fucking amazing.
9. I love him.
10. And know almost everything about him.
11. Like how tall he is.
12. And his birthday.
13. …Im such a fangirl.
14. ITS NOT PORN.
15. I SWEAR.
16. SO DON’T READ OVER MY SHOULDER.
17. FFFFFFFFFF.
18. The answer “No” can be used to answer ANYTHING.
19. Same with “Yes”
20. KC and Emma are my pets.
21. They love me.
22. I take good care of them.
23. Yaoi can solve anything.
24. It can make people happy
25. Or sad
26. Or disturbed
27. And they will shut up.
28. If its yaoi, its probably porn.
29. Smut is the best kind of fanfiction.
30. Im just saying.
31. I cannot beat KC
32. She wont like it
33. I cant beat Emma, either.
34. She also wont like it.

35. I cannot underestimate Emma.
36. Especially when it comes to secution.
37. She's actually very good at it.
38. Yesterday, her China seducted Russia into giving him Sealand on iScribble...
39. I think it was from being a rape victim for so long...
40. I cannot mention Emma being a rape victim.
41. She'll eat me.
42. Even if it's the reason why she makes a good France :'D

(Jahan wants be a pet too :[ )

43. I am not allowed to watch BTR
44. Jahan says so
45. I am not allowed to go team LAM to make Jahan gasm
46. Unless he is in the shower