51 (and counting) things ABOUT Italy

1. Pasta is an acceptable meal for anytime of the day.
2. Same goes for pizza.
3. And gelato.
4. Mmm.. gelato..
5. No one is allowed touching my curl.
6. Only Doitsu.
7. Because he said so.
8. Hungary says not to let Germany tie me up.
9. But Doitsu said it was ok when we're alone.
10. So that makes it ok, right?
11. Japan doesn't actually hate me.
12. Even though it seems like it.
13. Intercourse is something you do with someone you like.
14. I don't like France nii-chan enough for intercourse.
15. Doitsu likes dogs.
16. Not cats.
17. The only cat he likes is me.
18. But only on Haloween.
19. Oh, and I'm allowed to take the sweater off in the bedroom only.
20. Always remember to put my clothes back on after siestaing.
21. Unless it's only me and Doitsu at home.
22. 'Cause then he'll take them off for me.
23. And he hurts me in the process.
24. I'm not allowed going to Germany with Doitsu.
25. And if I have to, I have to wear a helmet.
26. Just in case.
27. Don't crawl in empty punching bags around China.
28. She likes punching things.
29. I like being a girl better then a boy.
30. Dresses are nice.
31. And boys can't wear dresses.
32. Only Poland can.
33. Don't play with the bath toys when Doitsu is around.
34. He gives me dirty looks.
35. Romano says the bulge on Doitsu's pants isn't just from his pants.
36. Apparently it's because he wants to "do me."
37. What does that mean?
38. I'll ask France nii-chan later.
39. But, I believe Doitsu.
40. It's probably just his pants.
41. Crayons are nice.
42. So are boxes.
43. I want to live in a box.
44. But apparently that isn't a good thing.
45. I still think boxes are nice.
46. I'm the Tomato Fairy.
47. I don't care what anyone says.
48. I. Am. The. Tomato Fairy.
49. Singing and writing songs for Doitsu is frowned upon.
50. I don't know why though.
51. It's not like I bag on him in them.


(add more if you want. i'm bored.)

31. And boys can't wear dresses.
32. Only Poland can.


Damn right.

kelsie wrote:

1. Pasta is an acceptable meal for anytime of the day.
2. Same goes for pizza.
3. And gelato.
4. Mmm.. gelato..
5. No one is allowed touching my curl.
6. Only Doitsu.
7. Because he said so.
8. Hungary says not to let Germany tie me up.
9. But Doitsu said it was ok when we're alone.
10. So that makes it ok, right?
11. Japan doesn't actually hate me.
12. Even though it seems like it.
13. Intercourse is something you do with someone you like.
14. I don't like France nii-chan enough for intercourse.
15. Doitsu likes dogs.
16. Not cats.
17. The only cat he likes is me.
18. But only on Haloween.
19. Oh, and I'm allowed to take the sweater off in the bedroom only.
20. Always remember to put my clothes back on after siestaing.
21. Unless it's only me and Doitsu at home.
22. 'Cause then he'll take them off for me.
23. And he hurts me in the process.
24. I'm not allowed going to Germany with Doitsu.
25. And if I have to, I have to wear a helmet.
26. Just in case.
27. Don't crawl in empty punching bags around China.
28. She likes punching things.
29. I like being a girl better then a boy.
30. Dresses are nice.
31. And boys can't wear dresses.
32. Only Poland can.
33. Don't play with the bath toys when Doitsu is around.
34. He gives me dirty looks.
35. Romano says the bulge on Doitsu's pants isn't just from his pants.
36. Apparently it's because he wants to "do me."
37. What does that mean?
38. I'll ask France nii-chan later.
39. But, I believe Doitsu.
40. It's probably just his pants.
41. Crayons are nice.
42. So are boxes.
43. I want to live in a box.
44. But apparently that isn't a good thing.
45. I still think boxes are nice.
46. I'm the Tomato Fairy.
47. I don't care what anyone says.
48. I. Am. The. Tomato Fairy.
49. Singing and writing songs for Doitsu is frowned upon.
50. I don't know why though.
51. It's not like I bag on him in them.


(add more if you want. i'm bored.)

xDD