things antarctica can't do(Might not be funny :L)

1. i c-can't l-let m-my b-brother p-play g-games w-with F-France
2. e-even i-if I-I'm there.
3. I c-can't p-play g-games w-with F-France
4. e-even I-if h-he m-makes t-them s-sound f-fun
5. I c-can't m-make switz mad
6. o-or s-startle him
7. h-he m-might shoot m-me
8. e-even i-if i'm j-just a-asking w-what a cookie i-is..
9. i c-can't h-hide t-things in t-the snow
10. e-even if p-people w-were b-being m-mean
11. i s-shouldn't t-throw s-switz's g-guns into an i-ice fishing h-hole
12. h-he can j-just m-make more
13. a-and s-shoot me.
14. i c-can't h-hit f-france
15. e-even i-if h-he's being a p-perv
16. p-people w-will get m-mad at me
17. i c-cant g-get belarus or e-england mad
18. o-or russia
19. t-they might h-hurt me
20. i c-cant r-run around w-without a s-shirt in the b-basement
21. i m-might "c-catch a c-cold"
22. b-but you c-cant catch cold..
23. s-so i'll d-do it anyway.
24. i c-can't t-track s-snow into t-the house
25. o-or bring o-one of my s-snow machines upstairs
26. e-even if t-the house is t-too warm
27.i s-shouldn't pick up the ball d-during f-football(soccer)
28. o-or throw it
29. o-or kick it into my goal
30. s-switz t-told me t-to just g-give up
31. m-maybe i s-shouldn't play f-football
31. i s-should n-not t-touch englands e-eyebrows
33. e-even i-f t-they l-look fluffy
34. i-it m-might be a b-bad idea
35. and s-start a war
37. b-but t-they're s-so fluffy..
38. F-France does not have a l-lollipop in his pants
39. o-or a Popsicle
40. o-or anything else like that
41. i s-shall n-not g-go hunting i-in t-the house
42. t-the strange animals i kill are the other n-nations pets.
43. i s-should not t-turn down the A/C.
44. o-or f-flood a-any room of the h-house and f-freeze it over
45. e-even if it's too w-warm
46. o-or if I'm b-bored
47. B-belarus c-can be k-knocked out w-with a b-barstool
48. M-make sure t-to hit her head.
49. i s-should n-not s-say yes w-when r-Russia asks m-me t-to become one with him
50. p-phoenix t-told me w-what h-happened when h-he did
52. i h-had nightmares for w-weeks
53. .. ignore 52
54. i d-don't get n-nightmares
55. i s-swear
56. e-even if my brother or c-Canada tell you otherwise!
57. t-they d-don't know w-what t-they're talking about`
59. i s-should not give m-my brother c-coffee
60. o-or b-beer
61. b-bad t-things h-happen..
62. i s-should n-not h-hit england
63. e-even if he h-hit me f-first
64. i s-should not r-remove r-russias scarf
65. or touch i-it in a-any way or f-form
66. l-lets j-just say t-that didnt end w-well for Australia..







Thats all i can get :L I'm not very funny :L

Its actually not bad KFC, They were funny XD

LOLOL. i lurve that. and it twas funny =3