Omegle.

You: I am Batman

Stranger: Nice
You: Yes.
Stranger: iM Wonder Women
You: Really?
You: Its nice to see you, Wonder Women.
Stranger: Nice to meet you too Batman
You: Have you met Spiderman?
Stranger: Yhuup. i Had Sex with Him Last Night.
You: Oh thats pretty hot.
You: Was he good?
Stranger: Yess. Hes amazing
You: Daym, Maybe i gotta meet spider women.
Stranger: Maybe You Do
You: Ill go find her. Just dont tell the Joker
Stranger: aah.. Alright. My Lips are Sealed.
You: Isnt that a song?
Stranger: Yeaahh
You: Its a nice song.
You: Now if you excuse me, Im going to find Spider Women and get laid.

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You: Im outside your window
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: *Looks out my window*
You: -waves-
Stranger: *waves back*
You: Hi C:
You: I told you I was outside
Stranger: i didn't belive you at first
You: Why dont you trust me :[
Stranger: but then I saw you! =D
You: See?
You should always believe me

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You: The Game
Stranger: Welcome to the Omegle chatroom! Enter a username.
Stranger: Error: name must have only numbers and letters.
You: I love you
Stranger: Error: name must have only numbers and letters.
You: You
Stranger: Enter it again to confirm.
You: You
Stranger: ---------- You're now connected to the chat! Type /help if you're confused.
Stranger: ---------- NEW: you can now talk to a chatbot too. Type "/help chatbot" (without quotes) to learn how.
Stranger: peniscunter: might be in business*
Stranger: peniscunter: hi you
Stranger: Doitfaggot: OH SORRY. ILL CLOSE MY LEGS. D:<
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Hai bby <3
Stranger: peniscunter: fat nigger
You: You: Hi. I love you.
Stranger: peniscunter: you is a penis molester
Stranger: ---------- MUFUCKER has entered the chat.
You: You: Yes i am
Stranger: Doitfaggot: mufucker<3
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I love you too <3
You: You: Yay
Stranger: peniscunter: MUFICKER
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Wanna cyber? :$
Stranger: ---------- MUFUCKER left, getting another stranger...
Stranger: peniscunter: NIGGSY
You: You: No thank you. O:
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Why not?
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I'll take the lead.
You: You: Because i have better things to do C:
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I'M NOT A NIGGER. Don't worry. I swearsiez.
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Like? Fapping?
Stranger: ---------- auggie has entered the chat.
You: You: Like kicking puppies
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Cybering makes fapping better.
Stranger: Doitfaggot: AUGGIE <3
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Hai bby <3
Stranger: ---------- auggie left, getting another stranger...
You: You: Aw you scared him away
Stranger: ---------- duno has entered the chat.
Stranger: ---------- right has entered the chat.
Stranger: Doitfaggot: HAI DUNO
Stranger: right: Right: hi
You: You: Oh Looks its Duno.
You: You: and Right.
Stranger: right: Right: what's up?
Stranger: Doitfaggot: HAI RIGHT..
Stranger: Doitfaggot: <3
You: You: The sky
Stranger: ---------- duno left, getting another stranger...
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Wanna cyber?
Stranger: right: Right: Have you seen my hand?
You: You: Your hand?
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Peniscuntfuckerniggerbbq. D:<
Stranger: ---------- y has entered the chat.
Stranger: Doitfaggot: yes
Stranger: right: what the hell?
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Its lost in my vagina.
Stranger: Doitfaggot: :$
You: You: You must have a big vagina
Stranger: y: ohhhh
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I do. <3
Stranger: right: christ you must really have alot of time on your hands.
Stranger: y: nahhhi aboy
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I do.
You: You: I do right. I do.
Stranger: SHINee: what time is it in ur areas?
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I've been here for at least an hour.
You: You: Ive been here for like a half hour C:
Stranger: ---------- y left, getting another stranger...
You: You: and its 6:28
Stranger: SHINee: how does this chatroom work?
You: You
You: You: Magic
Stranger: Doitfaggot: WHERE THE FUCK DID CUNTFUCKERNIGGERSHITSKANKBITCH GO? D:<
Stranger: peniscunter: You: fat niggers cok
Stranger: ---------- right left, getting another stranger...
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Theres that nigger.
Stranger: peniscunter: LATERS GUYS
You: You: peniscunter will you marry me
Stranger: SHINee: i find it weird how there;s like a whole bunch of different ppeople on here
You: You: I dont
Stranger: Doitfaggot: YOU...You mustnt cheat on me, love muffin. Dx
Stranger: peniscunter: GOOD LUCK GETTING YOUR FILTHY STINKING CUNT FILLED WITH REVOLTING FETID COCK MEAT DOITFAGGOT
You: You: Aw, Im sorry, doitfaggot :C
Stranger: Doitfaggot: II WILL PENISCUNTER
Stranger: Doitfaggot: D:<
Stranger: Doitfaggot: BE JEALOUS YOU SECRET NIGGER.
Stranger: peniscunter: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I know you're a nigger.
Stranger: ---------- peniscunter left, getting another stranger...
Stranger: Doitfaggot: I KNOW IT. D:<
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Bainao.
You: You: peniscunter isnt very nice
Stranger: Doitfaggot: He isnt xD
Stranger: ---------- hi has entered the chat.
You: You: Hi, hi.
Stranger: Doitfaggot: Ima gtfo too.
Stranger: Doitfaggot: BAI NAO <3
You: You: Okay, :C
Stranger: wumbo: hey you, you don't have to type your name
Stranger: ---------- Doitfaggot left, getting another stranger...
Stranger: ---------- hi left, getting another stranger...
Stranger: wumbo: it shows it automagically
You: automagically is the best work i have heard today
You: word*
Stranger: wumbo:
You: isnt wumbo from spongebob O:

You: Me wumbo
You: you wumbo
You: you know
Stranger: ---------- gay has entered the chat.
You: wumboooo
Stranger: gay: gay
Stranger: gay: gay
Stranger: gay: gay
You: GAY
You: GAY
Stranger: ---------- gay was kicked, getting another stranger...
You: GAY
You: GAY
Stranger: ---------- You have been kicked for spamming. Way to go.

Stranger: im knocked up
You: Oh thats hot
You: did batman do it
Stranger: no
You: oh.
You: how old are you
Stranger: 16
You: what country are you from
Stranger: usa
You: oh cool
You: jesus is dissapointed in you

You: Im eating doritos
Stranger: OMG ME TOO
You: HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS
Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
You: TOTALLY
You: WHAT FLAVOR
You: MINE AR NACHO CHEESE
Stranger: PSH NACHO IS FOR WIMPS

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You: bonjour
Stranger: fuckyou
You: id love too
Stranger: frecnhc bastar
You: somes racist
You: someones racist*
Stranger: est-ce que les lesbiennes utitilise les godemiches?
You: lolwhut
Stranger: my french is fucking awfu
Stranger: l
You: meh,
You: i dont speak much
You: im jsut learning
You: just*
You: typos.
Stranger: I took it for two years in high school
Stranger: but all I remember is how to ask if lesbians use ildoes
Stranger: dildoes
You: that
You: is amazing
You: you are a god
Stranger: I'm drunk
You: your a drunk god
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: I am dionysius
You: yes.
You: i will forever worship you
Stranger: I've studied greek myths too
You: you're a smart person
Stranger: but I have no clue if i speled that right
Stranger: I am an english major
You: would you like a dorito, smart drunk god
Stranger: so that's why I can still communicate while drunk
Stranger: yes I would love a fucking dorito
You: doritos are amazing
You: -gives a dorito
Stranger: tyes
Stranger: *eats dorito
Stranger: your offering has pleased dionysius
You: doritos are fucking orgasmic
You: YAY!
You: this is good news
Stranger: so who are yoiu?
Stranger: sorry if you've already stated it
You: I am Sam.
Stranger: hello sam
You: Sam I am
Stranger: do you like green eggs and ham?
You: Yes I do like green eggs and ham
Stranger: do you like them on a box?
You: Okay, thats it. Your my new hero.
Stranger: do you like them sucking cocks?
You: I love you.
Stranger: do you like them on a boat?
Stranger: do you like them on your scrote?
You: Oh tahts hot
You: thats*
You: but im a girl
You: :C
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well I guess that's ok
Stranger: us greek gods swing both ways
Stranger: especially when inebriated
You: I didnt know that
Stranger: you didn't?
You: No, but now I do.
Stranger: I'll confess... I'm not really the greek god of wine and revelry
Stranger: (the drunk part is true, however)
You: You lied to me.
You: But thats okay.
You: I still love you.
Stranger: I'm a 25-year-old ex-Marine
Stranger: want to see a picture?
You: Oh totally.
Stranger: https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0ByzRLn8A-HlONDRmOTk5NzQtNTQ1ZS00YjE1LWExNmUtN2U2OGY2YmJmMDg4&hl=en&authkey=CIK21pYH

You: Hot
Stranger: you like?
You: Indeed
Stranger: I'm about 15 pounds fatter with nasty long hair and a beard now
You: Thats so sexy. So, so sexy.
Stranger: really?
You: You sound amazing.
You: Really.
Stranger: I am
You: What country do you live in? If you dont mind me asking
Stranger: USA
You: Oh cool
Stranger: I was a US Marine
Stranger: tha picture is from 2009 when I was i Afghanistan
Stranger: about 18 months ago
You: My sisters ex-bf wanted to be a Marine.
Stranger: well what held him up?
You: He never got into the school
Stranger: was he a pussy?
You: Hes going to try again though
Stranger: never got a diploma?
You: Im unsure, I didnt get that much info
You: I didnt ask about it much
Stranger: tell him he sucks
You: Okay. Just for you.
You: Guess what.
Stranger: what?
You: Im watching Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.
Stranger: old or new?
You: old.
You: i dislike teh enw one.
Stranger: good
You: new*
Stranger: tim burton is a fucking weirdo
You: meh, I like some of his things. Im a fan of corpse bride.
Stranger: johny depp looked like michael jackson in the remake
You: But thats about it really
You: Omg he did.
You: It was creepy
Stranger: I laughed like once
Stranger: when he said "puppet burn unit"
Stranger: gene wilder is awesome
You: Totally
You: This is my brothers first time seeing the original.
You: Hes only seen the newer one....
Stranger: ohh no!

Stranger: he shouldn
Stranger: t
Stranger: be contaminated by that scholck
Stranger: schlock
You: Thats exactly what I said, which is why im making him see the old one.
Stranger: you are a good sister
You: Im the best sister.
Stranger: I'm trying to figure out what to do with my son and star wars
Stranger: I don't want him to see the new one
Stranger: s
Stranger: he's fou
You: I havnt seen the new ones.
You: Im sure they suck.
Stranger: r
Stranger: they do suck
Stranger: george lucas is an idiot
You: Sigh...
You: The things people do today.
You: They ruin good films
You: :C
Stranger: nothing this year has been good and original
Stranger: sequals, remakes, and shit
You: I agree.
You: There needs to be something new.
Stranger: there was a king in the Bible who said "there is nothing new under the sun"
Stranger: And I'm like "you are so right dead dude"
You: Indeed he is.
You: So, are you a christian?
Stranger: I don't know anymore
Stranger: but I once was
You: Im like, Semi-Christian... I've lost some faith, but I still feel part of its still with me.
Stranger: I think if I was a good christian and followed what the bible said, I'd be happier
You: Daw...
You: This is somewhat off topic, but this is the best conversation ive had all day. We went from French, to drunk Gods, to doritos, to Marines,
You: to willy wonka and teh chocolate factory
You: and to this.
Stranger: I'm drunk
You: How drunk?
Stranger: the screen is spunning
You: Thats not good
Stranger: spinning
You: dont die
Stranger: In won't die
Stranger: I won't die

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