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Norway: Mr. Køhler thanks for coming to your performance review.

Denmark: No problem

Norway : So your in charge around here is that fair to say?

Denmark: that's right, I'm the boss

Seth Rogen: Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss

Denmark: Well the first thing I do is...

TALK TO VIKINGS (like a boss)

APPROVE MEMOS (like a boss)

LEAD A CARPENTRY (like a boss)

FORGET BIRTHDAYS (like a boss)

DIRECT NORDICS (like a boss)

MY OWN BATHROOM (like a boss)

MICRO MANAGE (like a boss)

PROMOTE CONDOMS (like a boss)

HIT ON TINO (like a boss)

GET REJECTED (like a boss)

SWALLOW SADNESS (like a boss)

SEND SOME FAXES (like a boss)

CALL NORWAY FOR SEX(like a boss)

GO EMO (like a boss)

DEMAND A REFUND (like a boss)

EAT A DANISH (like a boss)

HARASSMENT LAWSUIT (like a boss)

NO BED (like a boss)

FIFTH OF VODKA (like a boss)

SHIT ON BERWALD'S DESK(like a boss)

BUY AN AXE (like a boss)

UP MY ARSE (like a boss)
Oh, fuck me a can't fucking do it shit...T__T

FREAK OUT (like a boss)

PUKE ON ICELAND'S DESK (like a boss)

JUMP OUT A WINDOW (like a boss)

SUCK MY FRIEND OFF (like a boss)

SCORE SOME ACID (like a boss)

CRASH MY CAR (like a boss)

SUCK MYSELF OFF (like a boss)

EAT SOME ANKO (like a boss)

CHOP MY BALLS OFF(like a boss)

BLACK OUT AT RUSSIA'S HOUSE (like a boss)

MEET NORWAY (like a boss)

SCREW HIS BRAINS OUT (like a boss)

TURN INTO A MOCHI (like a boss)

BOMB THE DANE HATERS (like a boss)

CRASH INTO THE SUN(like a boss)

NOW IM DEAD (like a boss)

Norway:Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?

Denmark: Damn straight

Norway: You chop you balls off and die?

Denmark: Dat's right gurl

Norway: I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Denmark: Nope
Norway: Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Denmark:Naw that aint me

Norway: Ok well this has been eye opening for me

Denmark: I'm da boss

Norway: Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times -___-

Denmark: I'm da boss

Norway: Yeah, yeah I got it

Denmark: I'm da boss

Norway: Ok great I heard you, bye =__=

Denmark: Like a boss....