Cell Block Tango, Hetalia version [[I didn't make it, I found it on dA]]

[FELICIANO]
Shot
[ARTHUR]
Six
[KIKU]
Fish
[NATASHA]
Uh uh
[LOVINO]
Antonio
[MATTHEW]
Dip-shit!
[2x]

[GILBERT]
And now the six merry murderers
of the International Jail
in their rendition of
"The Cell Block Tango"

[FELICIANO]
Shot
[ARTHUR]
Six
[KIKU]
Fish
[NATASHA]
Uh uh
[LOVINO]
Antonio
[MATTHEW]
Dip-shit!
[4X]


[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[ARTHUR]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[FELICIANO]
Shot
[ARTHUR]
Six
[KIKU]
Squish
[NATASHA]
Uh uh
[LOVINO]
Antonio
[MATTHEW]
Dip-shit!
(2X)

[FELICIANO(spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
that make you mad? Like Doitsu.
Doitsu liked to talk all the time.
No, not talk. YELL. So, I came home one day,
and I am upset,
and I hope for a little sympathy.
In storms Doitsu from drinking with Prussia,
drinking a beer and talking.
No, not talking. YELLING.
I told him, I said "Doitsu, if you
yell one more time!"…
And he did. So I took the gun from his belt
and I fired two warning shots…
…Into his head.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[ARTHUR (spoken)]
I met Francis Bonnefoy of
France centuries ago,
and he told me he was single,
and we hit it off a bit later.
So, we started living together,
he'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix us a drink, he'd fix dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single my ass! Not only
did he have others, oh no
he had six lovers.
Bloody Frenchman, you know? So that
night when he got home from a meeting, I fixed him
his drink, as usual…
I guess some guys just can't hold
their cyanide!

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a country
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[KIKU (Spoken)]
I am standing in the kitchen,
cutting up the sushi for dinner,
keeping quietly to myself.
In storms Wang in a jealous rage.
"You've been screwing Im Yong!"
He screams. He was crazy, and he kept on yelling.
"You've been screwing Im Yong!"
And then he ran into my Katana…
He ran into my katana ten times.

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[NATASHA (Spoken in Russian)]
Почему я здесь? Они обвиняют меня обезглавливая
старшего брата Иван, пока моя сестра держала его вниз.
Но он не истинн, я невиновен.
Я не знаю почему они говорят что я виновн.
Я попробовал объяснить его на встрече
мира но они не поняли меня.

[ELIZAVETA (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?

[NATASHA (spoken)]
UH UH, not guilty!

[LOVINO (spoken)]
My brother, Feliciano and I
try to keep Italy peaceful,
and Antonio, Spain, tries to help.
We've been through one war right after the other,
always getting hit and taken over,
one, two, three, four, five, Germany, France, Austria, on right after the other.
This one night, we're all remembering the old days,
the three of us drinking and having a few laughs.
We run out of wine, so I went to get some. I
come back, open the door
and there's Antonio and Feliciano,
doing something obscene, Spanish Takeover!
...Well, I was in a state of shock.
I don't remember anything, it's all a blur.
It was only until after…
when I was washing their blood off my hands
I even realized they were dead!

[LOVINO]
They had it coming
[OTHERS]
They had it coming
[LOVINO]
They had it coming
[OTHERS]
They had it coming
[LOVINO]
They had it coming all along
[OTHERS]
They had it coming all along
[LOVINO]
I didn't do it
[OTHERS]
He didn't do it
[LOVINO]
But if I done it
[OTHERS]
But if he done it
[LOVINO]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[LOVINO]
They had it coming
[OTHERS]
They had it coming
[LOVINO]
They had it coming
[OTHERS]
They had it coming
[LOVINO]
They had it coming
[OTHERS]
They took a country
[LOVINO]
All along
[OTHERS]
In its prime
[LOVINO]
I didn't do it
[OTHERS]
And then they used it
[LOVINO]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[MATTHEW (spoken)]
I loved Alfred F. Jones
more than I could possibly say.
He was a real charismatic guy,
outgoing… a hero.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go every night looking for himself
and on the way, he found Kiku,
Arthur, Ivan,…
and Francis.
I guess it could be said we broke up
'cause we couldn't see eye to eye.
He saw himself as alive,
and I saw him dead!


[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum


They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?


He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[FELICIANO (Spoken)]
You yell at me one more time!
[ARTHUR (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[KIKU (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[NATASHA(Spoken)]
Я не знаю почему они говорят что я виновн.
[LOVINO (Spoken)]
Something obscene- Spanish Take-over.
[MATTHEW (Spoken)]
Didn't see eye to eye

[FELICIANO]
Shot
[ARTHUR]
Six
[KIKU]
Fish
[NATASHA]
Uh uh
[LOVINO]
Antonio
[MATTHEW]
Dip-shit!